BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 1
AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 0
ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[X] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10".
[X] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 10
SPANISH
[X] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[X] You have blue or green eyes. (Does hazel count?)
[ ] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 2
AFRICAN-AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like fried chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 1
ASIAN
[ ] You have slantysmall eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You play an instrument
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1
GERMAN/PRUSSIAN
[X] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2"/157cm
[ ] You love beer more than the Irish.
[ ] You really f***ing love beer. Seriously.
[ ] You're a BAMF.
[ ] You acknowledge that Prussia is and always will be f***ing awesome.
[ ] You're the coolest person in the whole world.
[ ] You're blond(e) and fair.//well..not so fair but ...yea
[ ] Did we mention that you love beer?
Total: 1
CANADIAN
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 0
AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[X] You don't read.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
BELGIAN
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 2
DUTCH
[ ] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[X] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[X] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 4
ARAB
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[X] You laugh at other accents.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[X] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[X] You dislike reading.
Total: 3
FRENCH
[X] You are beautiful
[ ] Your past is steeped in culture
[ ] Te parles français
[ ] You often times indulge in wine as a casual drink
[ ] Kir is another fine beverage
[X] Love is stronger than any weapon
[ ] You give flowers in odd numbers
[ ] You have visited Paris
[ ] Gender does not matter.
[X] You may not be militarily powerful, mais you are so lovable, others will rescue you in a pinch.
[ ] You find yourself arguing avec the English more often than not.
[ ] Francis used lots of squiggles so I removed them because it looks odd when I use them a lot. Cause that's Francis' thing.
Total: 3
IM ITALIAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Bina Lives up to what she is
Thing I got
Tired
Rant
Agony
Depressed
hmmmmmm 
